DEaR LaW SCHooL,

Oh sweet Law School you are at it once again. Your claws have encased my husband to the point that he cannot tell when one days ends and the other begins. I cannot believe that you have sucked the life out of him, and for that much our wonderful life together. Please release him from your intoxicating grip.

I have asked you before to return my husband to me, but to no avail. I am done with this so called relationship that you have with him. And oh so ready to no longer be jealous of you because of the fact that my husband spends more time with you then he ever has with me.

With all of my sarcastic love,

Stephanie

P.S. The best thing about you is you will only be part of my life for five more months. Maybe I can handle that. That is as long as you return my husband back in one piece.